because

1. because tiny is tinier than tin.
2. because he told him not to touch it.
3. because i kick and nothing happens.
4. because sometimes the leaves are green and sometimes they're brown.
5. because i never said that.
6. because i've said it a hundred times.
7. because shellfish makes her throat close.
8. because your mother was a whore.
9. because no one said it would be fun.
10. because we got a seat on the train.
11. because both beds were taken and someone had puked on the couch.
12. because broccoli is my favorite vegetable.
13. because it got bit off.
14. because the book was brand new.
15. because i couldn't fold it properly.
16. because once bit twice shy.
17. because it's cliché.
18. because you can spell it with or without an e.
19. because he sent me a letter.
20. because of you.
21. because everything's been bought and sold.
22. because the p is silent.
23. because she wanted to be a secret agent.
24. because he told her that if he didn't love her so much he'd hate her.
25. because they were blessed.
26. because she slept too late, and missed the call.
27. because it's a disco.
28. because you don't know what the button does.
29. because he woke up wearing socks.
30. because i hate all caps.
31. because mix tapes.
32. because mixed drinks.
33. because it was password protected with the names of various mythical creatures.
34. because "i don't know" was the wrong answer.
35. because the therapist was actually an actor.
36. because she sneezed and a peanut came out.
37. because new mexico city isn't the capital of new mexico.
38. because brackets became popular.
39. 'cuz i don't got no money.
40. because post options.
41. because some verbs are nouns.
42. because a buzz filled the ears.
43. because he was a buzz kill.
44. because the killer bee buzzed.
45. because i ain't never seen no buzzard.
46. because the french use double negatives.
47. because i felt a chill in june.
48. because she heard footsteps.
49. because liquid expands to fill a container.
50. because everyone does the best they can?